Black Hole

Does anyone else have a black hole in their house? I had one in my old house, and apparently it followed me here. At my house if you don't know what to do with something it goes in the black hole room aka. the den or guest room. Many a thing has gone in there and some have never come back out again. While I was sleeping the other day after working a night shift, my son was looking for something in the black hole room and decided to help me unpack. Talk about a force of nature. Anyone know a good excavator?